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For those of you who don't know Fast Eddies, it is an all-night
burger bar in Perth, which seems to be the meeting place of all
the people you were never expecting to see [1]. Eddy has not
been spotted for several years now, and rumours have it that his
size has reached such a proportion that he cannot leave his room.
[1] Unless of course you tried the old and tired bluff of going
there expecting to see someone you weren't expecting to see,
in which case you wouldn't.