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Ogden is a city which is between Brigham City and Salt Lake City. This
really tells you very little, unless you've actually been to Utah. It's
north of Salt Lake City (about 30 Miles), and south of Brigham City.
Hoopy it's not.
Landmarks
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There are. You can see them, too. Those areas qualifying are:
1) Union Station, once a hub of transport for the west (Union
Pacific), now museumish.
2) The Egyptian Theatre. It's kinda just there, and people
have been arguing about what to do with it for the past
twenty years.
3) Ogden City Mall. The epitome of shopping in Utah. Big and
Dark.
4) Grounds For Coffee. Yes, it's a nationwide chain, but here
it's a way of life.
5) Weber State University. Kinda big, lots of people. They
have a Burger King. And their own satellite. And a radio
station.
6) "Historic" 25th street. Old, nice shops.
7) I-15. An exit point, ever so useful.
8) The Greyhound bus station. Slower exit point.
9) Hollywood Video. New. Lots of videos to help you pass the
agonizing hours.
10) Weber County Library. Books. Again, a way to pass your time.
Transport
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1) A Car. Utah drivers are SCARY!!! Not recommended for beings
with low pain threshold. Especially in winter, those who
drive are horrifying (in general).
2) The Bus. Weird people use it. It goes almost nowhere you
want to be.
3) Levitation. Not good for long distances.
4) Walking. Ok, if you really want.
Natural Things
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1) Mountains. Nice to look at. No, really. Nice to look at.
2) The Lake. In winter it's cool. In summer, makes the city
stink like rotten brine shrimp.
3) Mountains. Nice to look at. No, really. Nice to look at.
Warnings
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1) Remember, Ogden is in a temporal rift in which clothing,
building styles, and people never really change.
2) Remember how to leave.
3) Leave. Now. Yes, leave Ogden now!
4) Here people look weird at you if you do not drink coffee, as
opposed to Provo, where people look weird at you if you drink
coffee. In Moab, the coffee evaporates anyway, so no one
cares.